Matt Gaetz: Women who ‘look like a thumb’ SHOULDN’T GRIPE ABOUT ABORTION RIGHTS
Read the full article by Mary Papenfuss HERE.
In a just universe:
Gaetz is given a huge amount of LSD and thrown in a pit.
In the pit, a gate opens and a large shrewdness of apes, also completely blasted out of their skulls on acid, slowly approaches Gaetz.
He rolls on the ground, grunting and spiting, as his eyes and ears are lost in an avalanche of bright geometric shapes and distorted howls.
The alpha-male presents Gaetz’s face to every male family member to shove their...