About SixFinger Learning

For nearly 250 years, American education has been the systematic indoctrination of the ideals and goals of dead fuckers – mostly dead business leaders, dead politicians, and dead religious leaders.

That museum of obedience once made sense when coal powered factories and a rotary phone felt like sorcery. It is lethal in the 21st century.

Like many other people, we have tried for many years to convince students, parents, teachers, administrators, and lawmakers that education must evolve in order to maintain any real relevance for individuals or society as a whole. Also like many other people, we have failed spectacularly.

Thankfully, it no longer matters that no one listened, or acted in the best interests of our students and our communities.

Thankfully, Artificial General Intelligence will create the extinction events needed to eradiate the obscenity we call “education” today.

Call the collision whatever you like: Evolution, demolition, liberation.

We will continue our SixFinger Learning.

Who we are:

Born in Flint, Birmingham, Tampa, and Moscow.

Learners, not educators.

Educators pretty much blow.

Learners make tons of mistakes, and they are never boring.

Our goals:

Try to wake you the fuck up, or draw dicks on your face with a Sharpie while you stay asleep.

Either way, we’re good.